Don't put yourself down - there is everyone else to do that for you.




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"Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life."

- Ron Swanson (via nbcparksandrec)

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"Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on."

- Louis L’Amour (via psych-quotes)

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Lisa Simpson appreciation post

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"Boys don’t have feelings, they have muscles."

- Homer Simpson (via jinjerbredman)

"You cannot find yourself by going into the past. You can find yourself by coming into the present."

- Eckhart Tolle      
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"I hate this feeling of not knowing what to do in life."

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“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’

“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”


- Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via wantonmasochist)

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